Goh Nakamura

Natalie Portman

I don't care much about movie stars
but Natalie Portman I love you from afar

I'll find a way to win your heart
with months and months of scheming just like Soren Kierkegaard

In a parallel world I'll save your life
Stop a hail of bullets, gladly take a knife

And in the hospital room far from media hype
You nurse me back to health and become my wife

And you can retain your maiden name
And I'll be "Goh Portman" till my dying day

And I'll be "Mr. Portman" - it'll be written on my epitaph
I'll be "Mr. Portman" just like your dad

In a Parallel world, where you're not a star
You're holdin' up a bank and I'll drive the getaway car

In a Parallel world where the world's out to stop us
I'm your faithful dog and your willing accomplice

It's highly pathetic, but maybe in time
This song'll find you and our hearts will rhyme

And maybe this song will get to you
but most likely not...