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Tuesday, 2 December 2008

Genghis Khan: The Greatest Pimp of All Time

Posted on 12:30 by tripal h
"The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters"

- Genghis Khan



So according to Wikipedia, the wealthiest person by far (alive or dead) in all of human history was Genghis Khan. I don't know how they came up with these numbers, but this will give you an idea of how much richer Genghis was compared to everyone else ever:



Genghis Khan had a net worth of 713.2 billion dollars, over twice as much as the second wealthiest person of all time, J.D. Rockefeller, who had a networth of 318.3 billion dollars.



Can you imagine that? You got so much wealth, you can't rid of it fast enough. You conquer over half of the Eurasian continent. Nobody fucks with you, because you've got a reputation as the biggest badass of all time. AND you've got women of all ethnicities and race all over the known world.



Genghis Khan, you are the biggest Alpha Asian ever!



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